Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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