i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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