girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Houston, we have a blender
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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