I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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