I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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