Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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