even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
that is very illegal...i love you.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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