dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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