i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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