Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
so let's talk penis.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I need to sanitize my soul.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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