C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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