That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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