Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize