It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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