Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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