I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
