Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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