people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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