That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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