I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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