The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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