A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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