What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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