it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I want a musical about memes.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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