They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I love you.
Bad choice
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