shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she was so not down for the gang bang
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
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last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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