why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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