I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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