i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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