why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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