Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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