shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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