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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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