85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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