so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
