I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him