I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.