So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I think people are normalizing furries
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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