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  I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  That dog was the best thing i ever touched

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"

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• (631): View more from New York

  just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.

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