Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm going to rape someone's good day.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week

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(860): View more from Connecticut

hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party

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(510): View more from California

It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.

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(562): View more from California

guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".

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(716): View more from New York

I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day

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Eh. They balance each other out

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(909): View more from California

If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember

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(647): View more from Ontario

I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.

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