But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You did what with his pubic hair?
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