I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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