So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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