i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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