im gay
i know
yea but for you.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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