I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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