brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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