Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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