just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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