i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
is that a dick in a sweater?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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