my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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