I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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