she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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