great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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