I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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