Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just had sex on a roof
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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