It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
