The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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