A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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