just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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