Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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