The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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