well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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