Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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